Well, as soon as we got off the plane we headed to EuroDisney (which I don't think anyone besides Americans call it that, by the way). Here are some pictures of when we first got there, seems wonderful right?

It started out fine. Neil even got this weird "Tower Burger" that had a hamburger patty and a giant hashbrown patty on it too.

Looks pretty nice...

Still excited to be there at this point.


I think it was a combination of many things that forced us to curse Disney's name and vow to never return to EuroDisney (aka Disneyland Paris) again. First of all, nobody there knows about personal space. It was as if everyone behind you was in line to "punk" you, if anyone remembers that term from junior high. The second you'd move forward, the person behind you was filling in your exact footsteps. It was a yucky feeling to have strangers on top of us all day long.
Secondly, they are not very efficient. The sign for Big Thunder Rail Road said 45 minutes. W get in line and wait for 2 hours. After 2 hours, we decide to leave since we still had at least 1 more hour of waiting! stupid rollercoaster.
Next, everyone smokes everywhere (this goes for Paris is general, not just Disneyland). You can't eat anything without the stench of smoke, in any line you're surrounded by a smoke cloud. It's just gross. It's like they still think it's cool to smoke- I think America grew out of that in the 70's...Luckily! I'm so glad for Indoor Clean Air Acts!
I'll stop there about what I didn't like about France, except for the thing that topped it all off...
The next day we waited around forever for Mom, Stef, Julie, and Jeff to show up.
It took forever. This is Berrie's version of waiting; I was jealous.

When they did show up, we wanted to go into the city as quickly as possible because we were bored and had been waiting around. We didn't know very much about how to get around or what to do so we were just walking and walking and walking without finding anything. I was scared (because I'm a scaredy cat) and kept thinking we were going to get robbed and raped at any second. Luckily neither of those things happened the whole time!
Anyways, we did find the Louvre which was cool, but it was closed. So we went to dinner and the waiter was a big fat jerk (we had a lot of those). I don't know what his problem was but he hated us (I realize that's a common theme with the French, but I don't get it, nor do I like it!) Finally we left the idiot restaurant and heading home. We took the train, then got on the bus. We got off the bus without actually knowing which stop was ours- BAD DECISION!! So we look at the bus schedule to see when the next bus will be here to pick us up on the next round: 1 hour, wait no.... That was the last trip of the bus all night! Did I mention it was a rainy night and close to midnight? Our phones wouldn't call into France (we could call the US and the US could call us, but no in France calling was allowed apparently). There was nothing around us but houses and 1 restaurant that was closed. So Jeff and Neil are looking at maps trying to see if they could find out where we were and where we were supposed to go (another stupid thing about France is they only have like 5 street signs in the whole city!) Finally some people come out of the closed restaurant and Neil and I RUN over there asking to use their phone to call a cab. They barely speak English and we barely speak French, so they say hold on. LUCKILY, the nicest girl in the world owned the restaurant AND spoke perfect English! We asked her if we could use their phone and she's said, "No, I'll just take you." We told her there were 7 of us and we just needed to call a cab and she again said that she would take some of us and her friend would take the rest of us! I almost cried because she was so nice and we were seriously SCREWED! Thanks to Simone, we made it home that night!
The next night we went back to her restaurant (we drove this time) and thanked her as much as we possibly could. (She's the one in the middle- in the uniform)

So there ya have it. My first 2 days in France were definitely not very fun. The rest of the trip was so awesome, but it got off to a rough start!